What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:05
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Make Nazis afraid again!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Which race of women are the hottest?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)